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CROCSPIRACY EP1 TikTok Ban

CROCSPIRACY EP1 TikTok Ban

Sleepy Joe just gave bytedance the ultimate TikTok challenge: Divest Chinese investors or get banned in the U.S. 

Without getting too deep into the SUPER BOGUS premise JB used to justify this possible ban, I’m only bringing up ONE detail.

If the US government is worried about China’s influence in the US, then why are they allowing China to buy thousands and thousands of pristine farmland acres all over the country? 

Isn’t the fact that China is overpaying for land just to redline American Farmers and citizens more concerning than an intangible app that you could just block with a stroke of a pen if declared an issue of TRUE national security? 

Isn’t China owning millions of acres in real state and farmland more concerning to the livelihoods of ALL Americans than an app that NOT all Americans use?

Why is this fight at the forefront of his campaign? Is he really concerned? Does he realize this one action is costing him the votes of possibly millions of young voters? In an election year!!! Furthermore, an election year where a notable amount of millennial and GenZ voters are planning on voting for 3rd Party candidates, mostly socialist.

The only conclusion I’ve reached: This is JB committing political euthanasia. He knows he has no chance at winning the next election because tbh his age and health may not allow him to play the part of an active president for another term. His party has lost popularity with young voters and his personal and White House IG profiles are filled with comments of an unsatisfied constituency.

This is JB putting the final nail on the coffin. This is him self-sabotaging because he knows… no one fuckin likes him 😆 he’s the laughingstock of the world of the moment and quite frankly, i don’t think he has another 4 years left in him!

By penning a TikTok ban, even if the ban is only a possibility, he basically threw in the towel as a form of self flagellation for his party. 

His loss of popularity may be a justification that his party will use to wipe its hands clean of all JB’s actions and hit the reset button because truthfully, they don’t have anyone else they can parade in front of us to try and finesse votes.

In conclusion, this ban isn’t about freedom of speech or even about the hearts and minds of the American people. Because if it was, the government would protect the land and regulate its market for the sake of the American taxpayer. 

This is about JB becoming the sacrificial lamb for his party because there is just no snowball’s chance in hell that he can pull off a decisive win this November. The next 4 years will be used to shape, groom and curate candidates that will win back the hearts of democratic and first time voters that can inspire “HOPE” in their party again.

Sound familiar? 🤔 

#Crocspiracy #GonzoJournalism #Satire #TikTok #Land #RealState 

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